Yo mama so fat, she can compress a .tar by sitting on it.
Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is Mainframe Mama.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumped for joy -- she got stuck! On 9/6/07, Monty J. Harder <mjharder@gmail.com > wrote: "Yo mama so FAT she FAT64!" On 9/6/07, Ed Allen <era@jimani.com> wrote: "Yo mama so FAT she need defragged once a week!"