Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumped for joy -- she got stuck! On 9/6/07, Monty J. Harder <mjharder@gmail.com> wrote:
"Yo mama so FAT she FAT64!"
On 9/6/07, Ed Allen <era@jimani.com> wrote:
"Yo mama so FAT she need defragged once a week!"
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Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is Mainframe Mama. Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumped for joy -- she got stuck! On 9/6/07, Monty J. Harder <mjharder@gmail.com > wrote: "Yo mama so FAT she FAT64!" On 9/6/07, Ed Allen <era@jimani.com> wrote: "Yo mama so FAT she need defragged once a week!"
Yo mama so fat, she can compress a .tar by sitting on it.
Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is Mainframe Mama.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumped for joy -- she got stuck!
On 9/6/07, Monty J. Harder <mjharder@gmail.com > wrote: "Yo mama so FAT she FAT64!"
On 9/6/07, Ed Allen <era@jimani.com> wrote: "Yo mama so FAT she need defragged once a week!"
Yo mama so fat that if she lives till doomsday she'll burn a week longer than the whole world. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Choose the right car based on your needs. Check out Yahoo! Autos new Car Finder tool. http://autos.yahoo.com/carfinder/
On 9/8/07, Leo Mauler <webgiant@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yo mama so fat that if she lives till doomsday she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1148625 May work on this thread eh ? Oren
--- Oren Beck <orenbeck@gmail.com> wrote:
On 9/8/07, Leo Mauler <webgiant@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yo mama so fat that if she lives till doomsday she'll burn a week longer than the whole world.
http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1148625
May work on this thread eh ?
I wasn't sure if anyone would catch the fact that I plagiarized an entire line from William Shakespeare's "A Comedy Of Errors" when I "created" that "yo mama" joke. Dromio of Syracuse is describing the incredibly fat kitchen wench named Luce, to his master Antipholus of Syracuse. He is the identical twin of his long-lost (and at that point in the play, still long-lost) brother Dromio of Ephesus, Dromio of Ephesus is engaged to Luce, and circumstances have swapped the two sets of brothers (the Dromios and the Antipholuses), so Dromio of Syracuse is stuck in the lewd embraces of Luce. The entire speech of Dromio of Syracuse to Antipholus of Syracuse, describing Luce, is one long "yo mama is so fat" joke, starting off with "I know not what use to put her but to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light" and ending up with describing her as a globe and finding many of Earth's countries on her. So I claim the intellectual literary privilege of having the only "yo mama" joke with an actual quotation from the Bard himself. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Fussy? Opinionated? Impossible to please? Perfect. Join Yahoo!'s user panel and lay it on us. http://surveylink.yahoo.com/gmrs/yahoo_panel_invite.asp?a=7
On 9/9/07, Leo Mauler <webgiant@yahoo.com> wrote:
So I claim the intellectual literary privilege of having the only "yo mama" joke with an actual quotation from the Bard himself.
As a mailing list thread continues, the probability that William Shakespeare will be mentioned approaches 1.
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