Interesting, how to start a long running, controversial subject. I want to try this. So I ask:
"What OS would Jesus use?"
On Thursday 25 January 2007 14:27, James R. Sissel wrote:
"What OS would Jesus use?"
Well now that depends on which "Jesus" you're talking about... - The "Jesus" of the Mennonites, who will let you join him as you are. - The "Jesus" of the Conciliarists, who will do what he can to make sure *all* meet up with him. - The "Jesus" of the Baptists, who hates his own mother and will only take others who also do. - The "Jesus" of the Lutherans, who insists on disorganization to join him. - ..... (any of the other "Jesus"s) - The Jesus Whom founded the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church nearly 2000 years ago and saves those who accept Him as He is, love Him, and do His will.
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On Thursday 25 January 2007 14:27, James R. Sissel wrote:
"What OS would Jesus use?"
Well now that depends on which "Jesus" you're talking about...
- The "Jesus" of the Mennonites, who will let you join him as you are.
- The "Jesus" of the Conciliarists, who will do what he can to make sure
*all* meet up with him.
- The "Jesus" of the Baptists, who hates his own mother and will only take others who also do.
- The "Jesus" of the Lutherans, who insists on disorganization to join
him.
- ..... (any of the other "Jesus"s)
- The Jesus Whom founded the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church
nearly 2000 years ago and saves those who accept Him as He is, love Him, and do His will. _______________________________________________ Kclug mailing list Kclug@kclug.org http://kclug.org/mailman/listinfo/kclug
What about "Jesus" of the Jiffy Lube? Who wanted me to buy windshield wipers at three times the retail price. He used a possible Linux app to show me that I'm due for a maintenance rimming, according to the "manufacturer". Then proceeded to ring my extortion rate oil change on some terminal app, and printed out my receipt on a dot matrix printer... Dot matrix!!! However, he gave me a good deal on my Mobil One oil. So it is true, Jesus saves....
-----Original Message----- From: kclug-bounces@kclug.org [mailto:kclug-bounces@kclug.org] On Behalf Of Luke-Jr Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 9:12 AM To: kclug@kclug.org Subject: Re: WOSWJU
On Thursday 25 January 2007 14:27, James R. Sissel wrote:
"What OS would Jesus use?"
Well now that depends on which "Jesus" you're talking about... - The "Jesus" of the Mennonites, who will let you join him as you are. - The "Jesus" of the Conciliarists, who will do what he can to make sure *all* meet up with him. - The "Jesus" of the Baptists, who hates his own mother and will only take others who also do. - The "Jesus" of the Lutherans, who insists on disorganization to join him. - ..... (any of the other "Jesus"s) - The Jesus Whom founded the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church nearly 2000 years ago and saves those who accept Him as He is, love Him, and do His will. _______________________________________________ Kclug mailing list Kclug@kclug.org http://kclug.org/mailman/listinfo/kclug
I think he would probably download this http://www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com/christianubuntu/2006/07/about-ubun tu-christian-edition.html
Phil
-----Original Message----- From: kclug-bounces@kclug.org [mailto:kclug-bounces@kclug.org] On Behalf Of Jeremy Fowler Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 3:11 PM To: Luke-Jr; kclug@kclug.org Subject: RE: WOSWJU
What about "Jesus" of the Jiffy Lube? Who wanted me to buy windshield wipers at three times the retail price. He used a possible Linux app to show me that I'm due for a maintenance rimming, according to the "manufacturer". Then proceeded to ring my extortion rate oil change on some terminal app, and printed out my receipt on a dot matrix printer... Dot matrix!!! However, he gave me a good deal on my Mobil One oil. So it is true, Jesus saves....
-----Original Message----- From: kclug-bounces@kclug.org [mailto:kclug-bounces@kclug.org] On Behalf Of Luke-Jr Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 9:12 AM To: kclug@kclug.org Subject: Re: WOSWJU
On Thursday 25 January 2007 14:27, James R. Sissel wrote:
"What OS would Jesus use?"
Well now that depends on which "Jesus" you're talking about...
- The "Jesus" of the Mennonites, who will let you join him as you are.
- The "Jesus" of the Conciliarists, who will do what he can
to make sure *all* meet up with him.
- The "Jesus" of the Baptists, who hates his own mother and will only
take others who also do.
- The "Jesus" of the Lutherans, who insists on disorganization to join
him.
- ..... (any of the other "Jesus"s)
- The Jesus Whom founded the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church
nearly 2000 years ago and saves those who accept Him as He is, love Him, and do His will. _______________________________________________ Kclug mailing list Kclug@kclug.org http://kclug.org/mailman/listinfo/kclug _______________________________________________ Kclug mailing list Kclug@kclug.org http://kclug.org/mailman/listinfo/kclug
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