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Hi All,
I'm getting married July 7th, 2007. If you know me well enough, and
want to come, please send me an email with your address.
We should have more on our website soon.
http://www.chrisandphaedra.com/
Chris
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>> It looks like you'll have more success running Java apps
>> when Java is working properly.
>
> Which some would consider a contradiction in terms.
SIMSCA! Hopefully, this will become more obvious once he gets
it working.
<rant>
The whole virtual machine concept implies that you are not
to be trusted as a developer. You are expected to trust
the language vendor more than your own programming skills.
While comfortable and cozy, this method incrementally takes
away a …
[View More]great liberty, and emasculates the deep inner desire
to singlehandedly take over the world which is beating in
the heart of any true geek. Java has cross-platform merits,
but clearly, it was designed by the marketing department,
not by the geek squad. The fact that it is so popular is
indicative of the current sad status of programming in
general, which fell quickly from its more pure origins,
where all programmers intuitively understood such principles.
If you can't crash a server, and crash it big with buggy
inline assembler, how are you ever going to learn grace under
pressure, which is a necessary component of any responsible
world domination plan? ;)
</rant>
-Jared
p.s. SIMSCA. Sitting In My Seat Chuckling Aloud. Kind of
like ROTFL, but a little more gentlemanly.
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FYI
----- Forwarded message from Patrick Draney <PDraney(a)mcginfo.com> -----
Hal,
I have pasted the job description below. This is a Perm opportunity
with a local company. If you know any UNIX Admns interested in looking
into this please have them forward their updated resume with contact
info as soon as possible. Thanks again and congrats on the new
position.
Thanks,
Patrick Draney
Technical Staffing Specialist
Midwest Consulting Group
PDraney(a)mcginfo.com www.mcginfo.com
(w) …
[View More]913-693-8200 x-231 (f) 913-693-8201
Cell 816-217-7368
Minimum Requirements:
This position requires a Bachelors degree in an IT program or Bachelors
degree and related IT experience and a minimum of two (2) years
experience working with UNIX operating systems.
Special Requirements:
Prefer HP-UX OS experience. SUN and Linux experience also helpful but
not required. Proficiency with Veritas Netbackup, Ignite-UX,
BMC/Patrol, Tripwire, TelAlert, MQ or MQ Broker is highly desirable.
Experience with SAN management, firmware upgrades, patching, and
performance tuning all preferred. Experience with Oracle, WebLogic,
Java, C, C++, Server Express, Syncsort, Natural, PeopleSoft, CISplus,
LPPLUS, or other UNIX software packages are all plus.
Position Responsibilities:
This position is for a Unix Systems Administrator. The successful
candidate will provide UNIX hardware and software support to multiple
servers running HP-UX and Solaris. They will share responsibilities for
backup and recovery via Veritas NetBackup as well as Ignite-UX support
the SAN infrastructure, manage firmware upgrades and patching, monitor
performance and make recommendations for hardware upgrades and
replacements. As part of the Technical Services team they will be
providing Oracle/Application support to all users and serve as part of
our on call rotation for 24x7 support. Proficiency with MQ or MQ Broker
is highly desirable. Experience with Oracle, WebLogic, BMC/Patrol,
TelAlert, Java, C, C++, Server Express, Syncsort, Natural, PeopleSoft,
CISplus, LPPLUS, or other UNIX software packages are all a plus.
----- End forwarded message -----
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> P.S. I tried updating my java from 1.4 but SPM doesn't have a more
> recent version.
It looks like you'll have more success running Java apps
when Java is working properly.
Instructions for installing Java 1.5 on Ubuntu Dapper are here:
https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Java
Or here if you want the latest 1.6:
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=332674
-Jared
O.K.
My friend has informed me that moparscape is pretty lame so I wanna get
this working and try some different servers. I've got 12 different
servers all I need is a client.
When I try to run I get this:
tommy@dad:~/Desktop/Metis$ java -Djava.library.path=lib -jar metis.jar
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.UnsupportedClassVersionError:
metis/MetisMain (Unsupported major.minor version 49.0)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass0(Native Method)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.…
[View More]defineClass(ClassLoader.java:539)
at
java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass(SecureClassLoader.java:123)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.defineClass(URLClassLoader.java:251)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.access$100(URLClassLoader.java:55)
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:194)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:187)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:289)
at sun.misc.Launcher$AppClassLoader.loadClass(Launcher.java:274)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:235)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClassInternal(ClassLoader.java:302)
Here's the file:
http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=166699&package_id=194…
P.S. I tried updating my java from 1.4 but SPM doesn't have a more
recent version.
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> On Wed, 2007-02-21 at 23:54 -0600, Tommy Herrmann wrote:
>> > tommy@dad:~/Desktop/Moparscape$ java -noverify -Xmx500m -cp
>> > ./MoparScape.jar: Bot 0
>> > Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError:
>> > java/lang/StringBuilder
>> > at Bot.<clinit>(Bot.java:107)
>
> That looks like a core language feature is missing. Try another version
> of Java. If you are using 1.4, try 1.5 or 1.6.
If you go to this …
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http://www.moparscape.org/smf/index.php/topic,6915.msg72503.html#msg72503
you will see the problem is addressed by Jason's solution to
upgrade to the latest Java, as well as by the following advice:
"Extract the WHOLE archive into its own folder first."
I note you are running it from a folder sitting on the desktop.
Consider storing your programs in a directory like
~/tinkering/ or ~/java/ or ~/apps/ or something like that.
As you tinker with more programs, they will all be in a
single orderly place, not piling up on the desktop.
-Jared
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