New USB standard threatens Linux

[Brian Kelsay]

I for one welcome our new alien masters.  What I want to know is where's 
  my flying car and my personal robot.  It's 2004 dangit!  If they could 
get the Moller skycar FAA approved and down to a reasonable price, we'd 
have one item done.  Then we can have traffic jams in the air too. 
Whoopie!!

Next thing you're going to tell me is that there is a way to plug my USB 
into the power grid and Microsoft has a patch that will bring that down 
in a blue-screened death nell.  Wasn't there an internet worm that did 
that?  Ah well, back to Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius.

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