Once in a life time oppurtunity

[Gerald Combs]

I just use them as humor fodder:

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On Sat, 20 Sep 2003, lowell wrote:

> Send'em on to this address; maybe something will get done eventually...
> 
> 	419fcd at usss.treas.gov
> 
> On Fri, 19 Sep 2003, Brian Huey wrote:
> 
> > What a load of crap...I was getting these emails at my
> > work account, several months ago, before I asked the
> > spam dudes to start blocking them.
> > 
> > Brian
> > 
> > --- Katanga <usman_katanga at firehousemail.com> wrote:
> > > Dear Friend/Partner,
> > > Compliments of the day to you.
> > > Let me start by first introducing myself to you. I
> > > am Mallam Umaru Sule
> > > Katanga a native of Kano City in Nigeria a Muslim,
> > > 36years old and
> > > married with 7 children.
> > > I am an accounts clerk in the accounts department of
> > > the Kuramo
> > > Community Bank of Nigeria Plc.
> > > I was recently transferred to our head office here
> > > in Lagos and after a
> > > month of carrying out my duties I discovered an
> > > abnormalcy in some
> > > foreign exchange transaction carried out by the
> > > former head of this
> > > department. It seem that the bank had some foreign
> > > exchange dealings on
> > > behalf of a company based in Huston Texas for some
> > > machine purchased for
> > > an seismic firm carrying out operations in
> > > Portharcourt.
> > > The transaction was done and all parties satisfied,
> > > but after going
> > > through the papers I discovered an outstanding
> > > credit of Six million,
> > > Seven hundred and Fifty Thousand United States
> > > Dollars (US$6.750.000.00)
> > > left floating after it had originally supposed to be
> > > cleared with the
> > > total amount of Thirty Eight Million United States
> > > Dollars approved.
> > > After I made this discovery, I quickly and
> > > discretely made some
> > > papers to cover up this deficit and put in papers to
> > > have it cleared out
> > > immediately to any account oversea.
> > > All that remains is particulars of either a firm or
> > > a reliable person to
> > > finalize the clearance of these funds.
> > > This where I need your immediate assistance, I am
> > > just an accounts clerk
> > > with a monthly salary of Forty Thousand Naira which
> > > is the equivalent
> > > of Six hundred Dollars where in the world will I
> > > have this kind of
> > > opportunity again. Let me assure you that this
> > > transaction will not take
> > > more than a week to finalize and since I and you are
> > > aware of it the
> > > are little of any likelihood of any mishap or
> > > exposure and as soon as it
> > > is done I will resign and start a any business of my
> > > choice.
> > > I am prepared to go with you 60 – 40 after we are
> > > successful in having
> > > it paid into your account will be stated thus; 40%
> > > for you as partner
> > > and facilitator in getting the funds out, 60% for
> > > myself. Please reply
> > > back immediately on your preparedness to assist and
> > > be rest assured that
> > > as soon as the funds are safely in your account all
> > > documentation would
> > > be destroyed eradicating any trace whatsoever to
> > > your involvement. As I
> > > told you earlier all that I need is a name of a firm
> > > or your full names,
> > >  and a contact address with a contact phone number
> > > to fulfill the
> > > filling process and also where I can reach you  with
> > > any directives for
> > > a successful transaction.
> > > I look forward to receiving your prompt and
> > > favorably response, Isha -
> > > Allah
> > > Regards,
> > > Mallam Umaru Sule Katanga
> > > 67 Bank Anthony Way, Ikeja – Lagos
> > > E-mail: usman_Katanga at firehousemail.com    
> > 
> > 
> > =====
> > Brian M. Huey             |   The universe is composed of:	
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> >                           |       13% Protons
> >                           |       14% Neutrons
> >                           |       60% Morons
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