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[Michael]

> 	Then shave your legs, put on a wonder-bra, tight dress and some
> makeup, and answer some of those ads requesting cute women.  Heck, if
> the boss is European, you might not even have to shave your legs!  One
> person's cute is another person's gag-o-rama!  ;)

I once threathed to do just that for a LUG meeting. Scared everyone to
death. (BTW I'm 6'6 and not much for looks even for a guy.)