Tech-support Hall of Shame

[Jonathan Hutchins]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jeremy Fowler" <jfowler at westrope.com>

> * must possess working knowledge of SQL, Oracle, Linux, NetWare, Cisco
routers,
> Solaris, Lotus Notes, Citrix, IBM DB2, FORTRAN, COBOL, Java, Visual
Studio, C,
> C++, ASP, Perl, XML, thermodynamics, quantum theory, CPR, origami,
computational
> epistemology, linguistic analysis, Etruscan warlords of 500 B.C.,
> nanotechnology, God, and HP laser printers

Hey, how about that, I've got the skill set - but as always, not the
required experience or the education.

All right, I'm a little light on Oracle and I don't code any more, but I
didn't want to go back to Help Desk anyway.