Politically Correct...NO PROFILING!

[Gerald Combs]

You left out Oklahoma City, the UNABOMber, Columbine, and several other
acts of terror perpetrated by non-Muslims.  Of course, that would that
have skewed your data towards some semblance of accuracy.

You misspelled "Korbut", BTW.

On Fri, 8 Nov 2002, steve roady wrote:

> Now, isn't it strange that the two snipers recently captured in the DC,
> Virginia, Maryland area are Muslim?
> 
> Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
> Choice
> test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
> happened!
> 
> Do you remember?)
> 
> 1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and
> massacred by:
> a. Olga Corbitt
> b. Sitting Bull
> c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
> a. Lost Norwegians
> b. Elvis
> c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
> 
> 3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
> a. John Dillinger
> b. The King of Sweden
> c. The Boy Scouts
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
> a. A pizza delivery boy
> b. Pee Wee Herman
> c. Geraldo Rivera
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
> American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
> by:
> a. The Smurfs
> b. Davy Jones
> c. The Little Mermaid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
> trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
> a. Captain Kid
> b. Charles Lindbergh
> c. Mother Teresa
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
> a. Scooby Doo
> b. The Tooth Fairy
> c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
> a. Richard Simmons
> b. Grandma Moses
> c. Michael Jordan
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
> a. Mr. Rogers
> b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
> c. The World Wrestling Federation
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
> to
> take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed
> into
> the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers.
> Thousands of people were killed by:
> a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
> b. The Supreme Court of Florida
> c. Mr. Bean
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
> a. Enron
> b. The Lutheran Church
> c. The NFL
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> 12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
> a. Bonny and Clyde
> b. Captain Kangaroo
> c. Billy Graham
> d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
> 
> Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
> do
> you?
> 
> So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
> intent
> 
> on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
> profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
> women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
> Service
> agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
> Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
> Governors.
> 
> As the writer of the award winning story Forest Gump so aptly put it,
> "Stupid
> is as stupid does!"
> 
> 
> 
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