Politically Correct...NO PROFILING!

Fri Nov 8 18:01:47 CST 2002

This post is argument for cranking up our filtering.  I'm assuming a 
list member isn't stupid enough to post this flamebait...

steve roady wrote:

>Now, isn't it strange that the two snipers recently captured in the DC,
>Virginia, Maryland area are Muslim?
>
>Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
>Choice
>test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
>happened!
>
>Do you remember?)
>
>1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and
>massacred by:
>a. Olga Corbitt
>b. Sitting Bull
>c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
>a. Lost Norwegians
>b. Elvis
>c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
>
>3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
>a. John Dillinger
>b. The King of Sweden
>c. The Boy Scouts
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
>a. A pizza delivery boy
>b. Pee Wee Herman
>c. Geraldo Rivera
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
>American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
>by:
>a. The Smurfs
>b. Davy Jones
>c. The Little Mermaid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
>trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
>a. Captain Kid
>b. Charles Lindbergh
>c. Mother Teresa
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
>a. Scooby Doo
>b. The Tooth Fairy
>c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
>a. Richard Simmons
>b. Grandma Moses
>c. Michael Jordan
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
>a. Mr. Rogers
>b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
>c. The World Wrestling Federation
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
>to
>take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed
>into
>the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers.
>Thousands of people were killed by:
>a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
>b. The Supreme Court of Florida
>c. Mr. Bean
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
>a. Enron
>b. The Lutheran Church
>c. The NFL
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
>a. Bonny and Clyde
>b. Captain Kangaroo
>c. Billy Graham
>d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
>
>Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
>do
>you?
>
>So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
>intent
>
>on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
>profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
>women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
>Service
>agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
>Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
>Governors.
>
>As the writer of the award winning story Forest Gump so aptly put it,
>"Stupid
>is as stupid does!"
>
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