The C is dead, long live the Perl

[Brian Densmore]

>You are the definition of tangent. 

Tangent. Tangent! Hey!

function ThrowException ():integer;
begin
  return True;
end;

I happen to like Pascal/Kylix. you can pick on my C, you can even pick
on my Ruby.

But don't you dare mess with my Kylix!

;')