The webmaster wasn't keeping up with his windows updates, and IIS got hit with Code Red. Thankfully there was a restore point he could go back to, but to be safe, he's putting Registry Blaster, PC-Cillin, and Spybot Search and Destroy on the server, defraging, and rebooting...... On 9/2/07, Phoenician <Phoenician@phoenixcolony.com> wrote:

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I just tried to get into "our" website ( http://www.kclug.org/ ) and, AGAIN, I cannot. What's up with this? Anyone else having probs? Last time this happened I missed a meeting...grrrr!!!

Just wondering.....

Julie @};-

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Doesn't work for me either.

- Michienne

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It's not. That is Billy's idea of a joke. I guarantee it is a Debian box running Apache. Brian ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------- From: RtX Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2007 11:31 AM On 9/3/07, Billy Crook <> wrote: The webmaster wasn't keeping up with his windows updates, and IIS got hit with Code Red. Thankfully there was a restore point he could go back to, but to be safe, he's putting Registry Blaster, PC-Cillin, and Spybot Search and Destroy on the server, defraging, and rebooting...... Unless I'm reading this wrong, seems odd to have the KC Linux Users Group hosted on an MS IIS server?!?! -- RtX... Ty Unes - Overland Park, Ks.

--- Billy Crook <billycrook@gmail.com> wrote:

The webmaster wasn't keeping up with his windows updates, and IIS got hit with Code Red. Thankfully there was a restore point he could go back to, but to be safe, he's putting Registry Blaster, PC-Cillin, and Spybot Search and Destroy on the server, defraging, and rebooting......

Oh dear, the Kansas City *Linux* Users Group website is running on Windows... :-( ____________________________________________________________________________________ Luggage? GPS? Comic books? Check out fitting gifts for grads at Yahoo! Search http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=oni_on_mail&p=graduation+gifts&cs=bz

Ohcome on. I thought it was a hoot!

That's approximately as funny as what your mama said last night. On 9/5/07, Billy Crook <billycrook@gmail.com> wrote:

OK, so the kclug.org webserver's IIS didn't actually get a virus, it just needed some more ram, and a reboot. Happy Brian? ;-)

That's approximately as funny as what your mama said last night. Mama jokes? ... Really? No. Approximated mama jokes. Those aren't quite the same as mama jokes.

On 9/6/07, Steven Hildreth <sphildreth@gmail.com> wrote:

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Mama jokes?

No, "Mama joke" jokes. The point being that joking about kclug.org being run on IIS is roughly equivalent to "Yo mama" jokes.

"Yo mama so stupid she think 'Kernel Panic' be in the Croatian Army."

Might as well mock someone's religion: "EMACS is teh sux0r!" "Open Sores is an abomination unto Stallman Almighty!", etc.

"Real Men use VI."

HAHA Nice. I personally don't like VI anyway - for general text editing I use nano (quiet you >< I KNOW nano lacks most of the features of ANY other text editor...)...much less to remember and better interface, and I'm usually not editing 500 page documents at the command line :) The quote is just one that I saw on some linux site or another and found funny...and thought it fit in well with the conversation :) I do appreciate the history though, I didn't know that! On 9/6/07, Ed Allen <era@jimani.com> wrote:

On Thu, Sep 06, 2007 at 03:22:45PM -0500, Nathan Cerny wrote:

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"Real Men use VI."

<Geezer mode> vi is a line oriented editor 'ex' with a screen update interface tacked on the front as the vi-mode of the original editor 'ex'.

'ex' stands for "EXpanded" because the students at Berkley expanded the AT&T editor 'ed' with more commands and a more consistent syntax.

Bill Joy, one of the original Sun founders, added the screen updating code and switched to "raw mode", meaning that each keypress is sent to the computer as you type instead of waiting till the ENTER key is pressed.

So much history for such a short thought as...

Intel once supplied a charater oriented editor called 'speed' as part of their Isis development system which I once used to do something I doubt 'vi' can be coerced into without major programming effort.

I captured a hex dump, similar to 'od -x', to a file and then used 'speed' on that file to produce assemly language statements to replicate the 4K byte ROM as as an "include file" of our standard build.

All of this is meant to point out that even if you have a favorite editor it might fall miserably short on a particular task. If the person you are offending knows just one of those imbalances then you could wind up looking foolish. </Geezer mode> _______________________________________________ Kclug mailing list Kclug@kclug.org http://kclug.org/mailman/listinfo/kclug

No, "Mama joke" jokes. The point being that joking about kclug.org being run on IIS is roughly equivalent to "Yo mama" jokes. "Yo mama so stupid she think 'Kernel Panic' be in the Croatian Army." I though a "Kernel Panic" is when they run out of popcorn at the movie theater.

"Yo mama so stupid she think 'Kernel Panic' be in the Croatian Army." Ok, we have *got* to share computer based Yo Mama jokes.

"Yo mama so fat, she ate an entire box of RAM because they said they were memory chips!"