WOSWJU

[Jeremy Fowler]

What about "Jesus" of the Jiffy Lube? Who wanted me to buy windshield
wipers at three times the retail price. He used a possible Linux app to
show me that I'm due for a maintenance rimming, according to the
"manufacturer". Then proceeded to ring my extortion rate oil change on
some terminal app, and printed out my receipt on a dot matrix printer...
Dot matrix!!! However, he gave me a good deal on my Mobil One oil. So it
is true, Jesus saves....
 

-----Original Message-----
From: kclug-bounces at kclug.org [mailto:kclug-bounces at kclug.org] On Behalf
Of Luke-Jr
Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 9:12 AM
To: kclug at kclug.org
Subject: Re: WOSWJU

On Thursday 25 January 2007 14:27, James R. Sissel wrote:
> "What OS would Jesus use?"

Well now that depends on which "Jesus" you're talking about...
- The "Jesus" of the Mennonites, who will let you join him as you are.
- The "Jesus" of the Conciliarists, who will do what he can to make sure
*all*
		 meet up with him.
- The "Jesus" of the Baptists, who hates his own mother and will only
take
		 others who also do.
- The "Jesus" of the Lutherans, who insists on disorganization to join
him.
- ..... (any of the other "Jesus"s)
- The Jesus Whom founded the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church
nearly
		 2000 years ago and saves those who accept Him as He is,
love Him, and do
		 His will.
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