[Fwd: LOL]

[Jim Herrmann]

You guys will get a huge kick out of this!  Do you know that Linux is a
liberal conspiracy?  LOL!


 Linux: A European threat to our computers (by Tristan)

Like most things that are worth owning, Computers are an American 
invention. Look at any modern computer and you will see that the whole 
thing is the product of American brilliance.

For example, this rugged IBM laptop I am using was designed and built by 
an American company. It runs software built by Microsoft, one of 
America's most productive organizations. My computer does everything I 
could possibly want: I can do my work, submit my taxes and even search 
the Bible.

Like all the greatest American engineering, it's an example of 
innovation that makes a growing group of European and Chinese hackers 
jealous. They hate our lead in computing technology and will stop at 
nothing until they have control of all of our computers.

I'm talking about a project called 'Linux', something you may not have 
encountered, but might do some day.
It's a computer program that was initially developed in Finland as a 
means of circumventing valuable copyrights and patents owned by an 
American company called SCO Group.

Unlike Windows, which is a mature commercial product which is normally 
included with every new computer, Linux is given away. Now it may not 
sound like much of a problem, after all there is very little profit in 
merely giving a product away.

This would be certainly true were in not for the Linux project's 
seductive Marxist ideology and the effect that it has on 'Blue-State' 
liberals. Indeed, Linux is so pervasive amongst the blue states and many 
liberal universities that a leading computer expert Steve Balmer (from 
Microsoft) described Linux as cancer.

The American software industry is worth more than $7 Billion; 
Introducing a foreign product like Linux which is often copied for free 
could threaten that entire industry. A generation of computer users 
might get use to accepting foreign software hand-outs rather than paying 
for a superior American products. If only the danger were just to our 
economy:

These days computers control everything from TV stations to battleships; 
Our crucial information and defense infrastructure is built on computer 
technology. If we allow this cancer into our networks, there is no 
knowing what the effect might be on our infrastructure, but that is just 
what liberals are trying to do.

Imagine if the State of the Union address were hacked because the TV 
station decided to save money by using Linux? Imagine if a 
stealth-bomber crashed because it's software was written by anonymous 
Chinese or European hackers. It would make as much sense as inviting the 
French to come over and take over the White-House.

And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux 
because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital 
Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.

Next time somebody asks you how Al Queda agents pay for their rifles and 
rocket launchers, you can tell them that foreign hackers make software 
called Linux which helps them steal from Americans.

This Linux problem is a growing issue, and one that conservative 
Americans cannot afford to ignore. Fortunately Microsoft have prepared a 
great deal of information to help computer users get away from this 
menace. But there is something you can do to help keep American #1 in 
the computer business:

If one of your friends is using Linux or may be tempted to try it show 
them this article. Explain that Linux is a genuine threat and that by 
using it they may be opening their computer to Chinese hackers.

If you see a company using Linux, it may be that they have not paid for 
this software. Report them to the Business Software Alliance who have 
the legal authority to inspect any company's computers for illegal 
programs like Linux.

Finally, remember to include Linux users in your prayers tonight. As 
individuals we may not be able to change people's minds, but the Bible 
teaches that God can make any sinner repent.

Tristan

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