Tech-support Hall of Shame

[Michael]

> I have recently sent an email reuest to a "nameless" Computer company
> down in the bottoms...  What I need is a BIOS update, what I got, was
> information on how to reseat my IDE cable. I'm happy to know that these
> talented people are employed.

What bothers me is that I'm unemployed and practically homeless (well in
<2 weeks) and these ass monkeys can find work. I've done hundreds of BIOS
updates and would know exactly what people were talking about but I can't
even get a job at Taco Bell. Seriously stuff like this almost makes me
want to cry. All I can think of is the theme song to MASH.