joys of burning cheap cd's

[Jared Smith]

>Disk type:    unknown dye (reserved id code)
>Manuf. index: -1
>Manufacturer: unknown (not in table)
>
>Manufacturer is unknown because of the orange forum embargo. As the orange
>forum likes to get money for recent information, it may be that this media
>does not use illegal manufacturer coding. Blocks total: 359849 Blocks
>current: 359849 Blocks remaining: 244327 Starting to write CD/DVD at speed
>4 in real TAO mode for single session. Last chance to quit, starting real
>write in 0 seconds. Operation starts.

Reminds me of the old "Pigle.Ask" error. The following works best in courier font, 
preferably on an old VMS system with cryptic error messages:

Running...
 
^The punning on your pigle is 0 degrees 0 minutes 0 seconds
 
Running...
 
^The punning on your pigle is 12 degrees 22 minutes 47 seconds
 
Running...
 
^The punning on your pigle is 52 degrees 1 minutes 30 seconds
 
Final Run...
 
^The punt against random access total delivery mode:
^
^Read: Organize: Inflate: Maximum North: Fetters: Gap: Final: Exit map: Pass:
|-----|---------|--------|--------------|--------|----|------|---------|-----|
|  01 | read-on | FILTHY | famished, am |    (@) | ,1 |    9 |onjugatab| 127 |
| -08 | rent-in |   EXIT | eye, copper. |    (@) | ,4 |    F |espisable| 00F |
|  19 | wake-at | EARNED | azimuths, is |AMICABLE| ,! |    @ |lagellati| 2AD |
| 112 | pile-it |  TAKEN | sorter, feet |AMICABLE| ,0 |    . |gumentati| 401 |
|IIIII|IIIIIIIII|GLOWING |IIIIIIIIIIIIII|AMICIIII|IIII|II$@II|%*acli%II|IIIII|
| -92 | ford-as |  SHOWN | latitude, am |    (@) | ,9 |    2 |accolades| 01B |
%                 Core Grade Input is allocated.
|     |E-RROR RE|ADING IN|PUT <COLD><MIL|K><AUTHO|RITY|><><00|010010>
                                                          <01 001001>
%                 Core Grade Input is locked-up.
                                                          <00 011000>
                                                          <10 010101>
                                                          <00 010001>
%                 Damage in Core Grade Input.
%                 Core Grade Input is restored.
                                                          <01 010101>
                                                          <11 110000><?>
--Warning--
 
PIGLE will not translate, round, truncate, collate, or compile the CHARACTER:
/isB0000SVO1-IMJ-ARGUE-T![*24AC7]-ENDOFWORD-nak/
 
--Restructure recommended:--
 
Relay '![*24AC7]' into UNDELETE MODE.
Acquire full 'ASK' status.
Ground complete module in MANDATORY packet.
ENDOFWORD needs to 'refer' to /ENDOFWORD/, not /ENDOFWORLD/.
Check REAL WORKING STATUS of 'isnak'. This variable accounted as:
00100101 00100011 01001001 10100001 00000111 11111101 01001001 00000000.
 
--Checking origination status--
Sorry, PIGLE finds error privilege 00004 incompatible with
your account PMARQUEZ which is restricted to an error
privilege of 00003. You are now listed as BREAK-IN, and
proper persons have been notified. Your account PMARQUEZ
is temporarily frozen from access. Please see:
O. Cowdery
Computer Operator
to restore your account. You have been a bad boy, Pablo.