how much does career suicide cost?

[Michael]

> I'm not so cheap as that. It'd have to include a lifetime supply of
> coke and breadsticks too. And cover my campground fees and gas for life,
> too.

I'd rather have Pepsi.. maybe a lifetime pass for the pizza place of my
choice. Mmmmmm breadsticks. I'm drooling here.

Why use campgrounds when you have abandoned houses and parking lots? I
think I'd want a combo electric and bio powered engine for my RV. So I
could charge up with solar, wind, roadkill, and the grass from the
shoulder of the road.