From: verdant@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Sol Lightman) Subject: MAKE MONEY FASTER Date: 29 Jun 1993 19:56:07 GMT
Using an as yet undetermined appendage dano@hydra.unm.edu wrote:
]Newsgroups: alt.self-improve
]From: dano@unm.edu
]Subject: MAKE MONEY FAST
]Keywords: MONEY
] *INSTRUCTIONS*
]Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20-60 days you will have received
No, wait, skip step#1 and you'll decrease the neccesary capital tremendously!
]1) IMMEDIATELY mail $1.00 to the five names listed below, starting at #1.
] Send cash only please (total investment on your part is $5.00). Enclose
] a note with each letter stating:
] "Please add my name to your mailing list."
] This makes it a legitimite service that you are requesting and you are
] paying $1.00 for this service.
]2) Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. (After you send the
] number 1 person a dollar) Move the other 4 names up one position. Making
] #2 now #1, #3 now #2, and so on. Place your name, correct address and zip
] code (or postal code if outside the US) in the number 5 position.
[blah, blah.... get a job.]
Brian