On Sat, Nov 1, 2008 at 10:57 PM, Billy Crook <billycrook@gmail.com> wrote:
  It comes with a distro called Linpus, which is an ofshoot
of Fedora.

That sounds like what comes out of a Linfection.  After the Linzits burst, they can become Open Sores.  Then you nead Lintibiotic Ointment.  Consult your physician if irritation persists.  Keep out of direct sunlight.   Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I know we geeks tend to mock marketdroids, but damn.  Who comes up with a name like that?