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<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>As much as Gisele might or not appeal to the eye, I would have
to vote for Iron Man – I can see the ad already – Iron Man and the </span><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Iron
Monger</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'> version:<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Iron Man: <b>I’m Linux.</b><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Iron Monger</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:
"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>: <b>And I’m Windows. Me and my clones
will rule the world!</b> (Reaches for Iron Man)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Iron Man: (dodging) <b>I am smaller, more nimble, and use less
resources than my counterpart.</b><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Iron Monger</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:
"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>: (still chasing and attempting to grab<b>)
I will crush you! I’m bigger than you are. If I say you don’t exist – you don’t
exist.</b> (finally catches Iron Man)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Iron Man: <b>As you can see from the two of us, I have a
survival instinct (Iron Man escapes from crushing grasp) and Windows has very
little grasp of reality. </b>(jumps on </span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Iron Monger</span><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>’s
back and pulls a few small objects out of the suit – </span><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Iron
Monger</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'> starts to receive BSOD warnings in his visor) <b>I can take a
beating and adapt, but my friend here – you tinker</b></span><b><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'> with
his system settings at all and then he has to reboot. </span></b><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>(</span><span
style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'>Iron
Monger</span><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>’s suit powers down).<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Pepper Potts (walking on screen): I’m a Mac – I can’t do most of
what they do, but I am good on the eyes…<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>Fade out to black w/ emblem of Penguin and the caption “Linux –
catch the wave”<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'>…Just my two cents…<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:black'>Have a </span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>M</span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>e</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>r</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>r</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>y</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:black'> </span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>C</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>h</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>r</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>i</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>s</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>t</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>m</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:red'>a</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#00B050'>s</span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:black'> and a </span></b><b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#A6A6A6'>Happy
New Year</span></b><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:black'>,<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:black'>Michael Haworth</span></b><span style='font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1F497D'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><span style='font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";
color:#1F497D'><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'>From:</span></b><span
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Tahoma","sans-serif"'> kclug-bounces@kclug.org
[mailto:kclug-bounces@kclug.org] <b>On Behalf Of </b>Julie<br>
<b>Sent:</b> Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:51 PM<br>
<b>To:</b> kclug@kclug.org<br>
<b>Subject:</b> Hello, I’m PC and I’m Mac (and I’m Linux!)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal>HAPPY HOLIDAYS, Y'ALL! <o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal> <a
href="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/opensource/?p=314" target="_blank"
title="Permanent Link: Hello, I’m PC and I’m Mac (and I’m Linux!)">Hello,
I’m PC and I’m Mac (and I’m Linux!)</a><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><a
href="http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/opensource/?p=314&tag=nl.e011"
target="_blank">http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/opensource/?p=314&tag=nl.e011</a><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal>Julie<o:p></o:p></p>
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